Joke: State Your Claim

MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn’t suck my breast for one year.

WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.

MOTHER: I carried him for nine months.

WIFE: He was only 3.5kg then, so what’s d big deal? He is 85kg now and I carry him every night.

MOTHER: He passed between my legs and I screamed with pains.

WIFE: (laughs hysterically) He only passed there once. Every night, he passes between my legs and I scream with pains too.

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