Joke: The Prayer

At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8  was asked to lead in prayers.

“Dear lord,” he started, “thanks for giving me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came today to eat all our food and ice cream. Bless them so that they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbour’s son who removed my sister’s clothes from her body and wrestled with her violently this afternoon. Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those naked ladies on daddy’s laptop and provide shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy’s room when daddy is at work.  Amen”