Joke: The Brain

A brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
“You have the choice of two brains,” he told the patient;
“for $1000 you can have the brain of an Astronaut, or
for $100,000 you can have the brain of a Nigerian Politician.”

The patient was so amazed at the huge difference in prices.
“Is the brain of a Nigerian politician that much better?” he asked. The brain surgeon replied;

“Well, not exactly- its just never been used.”