Joke: The Trap

AKPOS: I’m in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do
is use a trap.
AKPOS: I don’t have one.
JOHNNY: Well then, buy one. AKPOS:
Can’t afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you
want.
AKPOS: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use
some cheese in order to make the
mouse come to the trap.
AKPOS: I don’t have any cheese.
JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of
bread and put a bit of oil in it and put
it in the trap.
AKPOS: I don’t have oil.
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small
piece of bread.
AKPOS: I don’t have bread.
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse
doing in your house!?