Joke: What Time is It?

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in a hotel

Akpos: hello
Lady: what is it?
Akpos: sorry, i just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?
Lady: ehee …now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time
Akpos: but i..
Lady: shut up!!!

Akpos takes out his iphone and makes a call.

Akpos: hello John I just settled from Washington D.C can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time?
*she listens*

Ok, thank you, and today don’t forget to come by to pick up the Galaxy tablet and Blackberries for your kids that i promised.
*she listens*
Since my lady friends are still in America, bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight. Ok bye.

Lady: sir the time is ….
Akpos: shut up !!!!!

HAHA!