Joke: The Store Clerk

An ugly woman walks in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.
Akpos, the store clerk pleasantly said, “Good morning madam and welcome.
Nice children. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, “Hell no, they are not. One is 9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs old. Why dah hell would you think they are twins, are you blind, or stupid?”

Akpos replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid madam, I just couldn’t believe someone would have slept with you twice!!”

HAHA!