Joke: Oya Pullover
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.
POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?
LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.
POLICE: Identify yourself, who are you?
LAWYER: Somebody or anybody.
POLICE: What do you do for a living?
LAWYER: Something or anything.
The police grabbed him and locked him up. After three days, the man cried out to the police.
LAWYER: THIS IS NONSENSE! When are you going to release me?
POLICE: Sooner or later.