Joke: Overdue

A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, “Honey, I’m one month overdue. It’s like I’m pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me today, but until it is sure, we wouldn’t tell anybody.”

The next day, the Man’s Wife received a phone call from the electricity company because they had not paid their electricity bill.

ELECTRICITY MAN: Am I speaking to Mr Kilish?

WIFE: This is his wife.

ELECTRICITY MAN: You are a month overdue hope you all know?

WIFE: How did you people know?

ELECTRICITY MAN: Madam, it’s in our file.

WIFE: (shouting) How did it enter your file?

ELECTRICITY MAN: We have a system of finding out who is overdue.

WIFE: (exclaiming) Oh my GOD!

ELECTRICITY MAN: Madam, I’m sorry, I’m following orders. I just called to inform you that you are overdue.

WIFE: No problem. I will tell my husband when he comes back.

That night, she told her husband, “They know that I’m overdue at the electricity company.”

The next day, the Husband rushed to their office, “What’s happening? I heard you people have a file that says that my wife is overdue. How did you know?”

“Just calm down,” said the Lady at the reception, “It’s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.”

The Husband asked, “Pay you people for what? What if I don’t pay?”

LADY: Well, in that case sir, we have no option but to cut yours off.

HUSBAND: If you cut it what will happen to my wife?

LADY: I don’t know. I guess, she will have to use a candle!