Joke: The Police Stop

As Akpos was driving home one night a policeman stopped him; Park well!

Akpos replied; Officer please i am in a hurry.

The policeman shouted; My friend, you are stupid. Open that door.

Akpos opened the door and he came in.

Few minutes later the policeman started hearing a noise from the backseat. Behold! It was Akpos’ dog. It was relaxing at the backseat.

The policeman asked; Mr man what do you have there?

Akpos replied; It’s my dog.

The policeman asked; Where are you people coming from at this time of the night?

Akpos replied; We are coming from the hospital where my dog bit someone to death.

minutes later the dog started shaking its head.

The policeman asked; Mr man what do you think your dog is doing?

Akpos replied; Officer it normally does that when it is getting ready to bite someone to death.

The policeman shouted; Idiot! Come on open this your door. I have been trying to open it since but it’s not opening. Open it now before i jump out through your windscreen.