Joke: The Online Babe

AKPOS & HIS NEW ONLINE CHICK

Akpos: Hi babe, wasup?
Girl: i’m cool thanks!
Akpos: u’re welcome, i’ll like to know u wella
Girl: i’m Tichick, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi.
Akpos: babe u’re the kind of girl i like.
Akpos continues: babe actually, my name is James
Ovie Akpororo but my friends call me Akpos.
I am 59 years old, I live in No16 Church street,
Oshodi, Lagos. I have a supermarket @
12 Femi Johnson street, Mushin, Lagos.
Babe i like dating young girls like you. You can call
me on 08028264598…
Girl: but oga u’re a family man. How will
your wife & daughter feel if they see me with
you. Or don’t you think its wrong?
Akpos: babe dont even mention my useless
daughter & her wayward mother here.
They’re on their own & i have my life to live.
Girl: its ok then. But do you care to know more about me?
Akpos: babe give me ur full detail including your
bank account number
Girl: well, my full name is Augustina James
Akpororo, i’m a primary 6 student of
Gov’t School. my mum’s name is Gladys Akpororo,
she sells fish at mushin. My father’s
name is James Ovie Akpororo, he is a
gateman at oshodi where we both live.
Akpos: Tina, so it is you!
Girl: Papa, so it is you!
Akpos: Your mother must hear this
Girl: Papa, mama is here o!

HAHA!