Joke: Book on Suicide
A Hausa man goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide, an Ibo man is the Librarian…
Hausa man: Pls do you have a book on suicide?
Ibo man: Wetin u wan read that kind book for?
Hausa Man: I wan commit suicide!
The Ibo man stares at him and says, abeg comot for here… Who go come return the book?