Joke: Native Doctor

Boy: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into University these days, except you are well connected…

Uncle: Yes that’s true.
…
Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you to help me get admission into university after
my jamb.

Uncle: Ya that’s true… i’m connected
and I will help you.

Boy: Thank you uncle.

Uncle: You are welcome, so how is your result, is it Waec or Neco and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, its waec, I had only 2 credits in Agricultural science and Yoruba language, but I failed the rest.

Uncle: Well, that’s not bad, you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really, but native doctor (babalawo).. you will use your credit in Agric in collecting herbs from forest, and Yoruba language for incantations. HAHA!