Joke: UK, USA and Naija Couples At Night

In America when a couple is about to go to bed they say to each other: “Good night my love”

In the UK, when a couple is about to go to bed in the night, you hear “Sweet dreams darling”

In Naija when a couple is about to sleep, you hear them ask “Did you lock the Gate, Doors & Windows? If you are not sure, stand up now and confirm. HAHA!