Joke: Akpors’ Grandfather Goes for Confession

Akpors’ grandfather enters a confession booth in a Catholic church and proudly exclaims, “Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I’m 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!”

The strict priest replies, “That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance.”

“Father, you can’t give me a penance.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m not Catholic.”

The confused Father asks, “Then why are you telling me?”

Akpors’ grandpa replies; “I’m telling EVERYONE!!!”

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