A Few Things Men Don’t Say

Things Men Don’t Say:

— Sex is overrated.

— I don’t want to go too far on the first date.

— Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you.

— Don’t we owe your mother a visit?

— I’m relieved I don’t have a large penis weighing me down.

— I hate when I miss Oprah.

— Does this suit make me look fat?

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