Joke: World Drug Problem

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. To solve this, he decided a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug. Two days after, the disciples begin to return.

Jesus waits at the door, letting in each disciple – “Who is it?” “It’s Mark.” Jesus opens the door, “What did you bring, Mark?” “Marijuana from Jamaica.” “Very well son, come in.”

Another one knocks. “Who is it?” It’s Matthew.” Jesus opens the door, “What did you bring Matthew?” “Cocaine from Columbia.” “Very well son, come in.”

Another- “Who is it?” “It’s John.” Jesus opens the door, “What did you bring John?” “Crack from New York.” “Very well son, come in.”

Someone starts pounding at the door, “Who is it?” “It’s Judas!” Jesus opens the door, “What did you bring Judas?”

Lots of people rush in… “FREEZE!!! THIS IS THE FBI!”

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