Joke: Where is Jesus?

A Sunday school teacher asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Omotayo answers, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Akpos waves his hand furiously and also answers, ..”He’s in our only family toilet!”

The surprised teacher asks Akpos how he knows this.

Akpos: “Well, every morning, when i’m taking a sh*t, my father bangs on the toilet door and shouts ..’JESUS CHRIST!!, are you still in there?!'”