Joke: The Offering

Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor’s charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.

Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the man profusely for being so generous.

He replied, “Don’t mention my dear, after all it fell off your pocket.”

Whaaaat???

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