Joke: The Pastor
Panku’s pastor added him on facebook, and he humbly accepted.
2mins later, His message came in.
PASTOR: how are you?
PANKU: am fine daddy
PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.
PASTOR: May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family.
PASTOR: are you there?
PANKU: Yes daddy.
PASTOR:You should be typing “AMEN” to claim the blessings.
PANKU: OK, May the bulldozer of divine favour crush and cripple you and your household.
PASTOR: thunder fire you!