Joke: The Surgery
Akpos at his heart surgery…
AKPOS: Doctor, I’m so scared, I’ve never done this before and I heard it has killed lots of people.
DOCTOR: You shouldn’t be worried at all.
AKPOS: But why doctor? (Akpos asked anxiously)
DOCTOR: Because we have a great track record in this hospital. Of all the surgeries that has been carried out in my hospital, only one person has been recorded dead before.
AKPOS: (feeling a little bit relieved) If I may ask, how many have you done so far doc?
DOCTOR: Well, Yours will be the second.