Joke: The Death of Akpos

Caro is home making dinner when her husband’s friend, Panku arrives at her door.

Panku: Caro, may I come in? I have something to tell you.
Caro: Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Panku. But where’s my husband?

Panku: That’s what I’m here to tell you. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.
Caro: Oh, God no! Please don’t tell me…

Panku: Your husband Akpos is dead and gone. I’m sorry.

Finally, Caro looked up at Panku

Caro: How did it happen?

Panku: It was terrible! He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.
Caro: Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, did he at least go quickly?

Panku: Well, no.
Caro: No?

Panku: Fact is, he got out three times to pee.

🙂