Joke: The Journalist

A journalist was standing by the roadside. Suddenly, he heard a car screech and saw a huge crowd gather at the other end of the road.

He got to the scene of the accident 5 minutes later and saw a large crowd in a circle. “The person down there must have been hit by a car.” He thought to himself.

He decides to investigate further and tries to force his way through the crowd but was unsuccessful. His journalistic skills kicked into gear and he shouted, “PLEASE! MAKE WAY! I AM THE SON OF THE VICTIM.” The crowd suddenly made way.

He got to the center of the crowd’s attention and found out that the “victim” lying on the ground was a DOG

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