Joke: Where Are You?

An angry wife (Ekaitte) to her husband on the phone.

Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? …
Akpos: Honey, u remember that gold shop
where u saw the diamond necklace & totally
fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpos: Remember I had no cash to buy it for u
that day & I said I will buy it for u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a
smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpos: Good, I am in a beer parlor next to that shop!