Humor: Akpos’ Exam Sheet

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scenery

Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the same
woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday
and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over,
but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!

Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute’s house say
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy

haha!

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1 Response

  1. Biyi says:

    Lol… Very funny

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