Joke: The Picnic
Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene
decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs
the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene
carried the basket and they set out for the
park 100km away. It takes them 2 hours to
get there. When they arrived, Rukewe
quickly spread the mat and set out the
sandwiches. After checking around,
Oghene found out that Rukewe did
not grab the bottle opener.
They then begged Akpos to make the 4
hour trip to and fro for the opener.
“You’ll finish the sandwiches before I return,”
“No we won’t”, assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them,
Akpos reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of
Akpors. They decided to wait for another
3 hours. Still no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors for
more than 8 hours were very
hungry, so they decided to take one
sandwich each. As they were about to
eat, Akpors jumps out from behind a rock
“I KNEW IT! I’M NOT GOING AGAIN!!”