Joke: The ATM Card

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but
the machine kept on rejecting the it.
A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.
Akpos : (angrily) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.
Bank girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything
is alright here and You should be able
to use your card, are you sure your card is
not damaged or broken?

Akpos : Are you insane? What are You insinuating?
No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Bank girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure the
surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
Akpos : You dey mad? ATM card whey
I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact,
I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.

haha!