Joke: The Child Custody Battle
Panku and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody of the child!
The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Panku and asked what he has to say.
Panku: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM and cash comes out, whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?”