Joke: The Child Custody Battle

Panku and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody of the child!

The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”

The judge turns to Panku and asked what he has to say.

Panku: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM and cash comes out, whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?”

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