Joke: Emergency Call
AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance
fast! My friend just had an
accident. He’s bleeding from the
nose and ears, and I think both of
his legs are broken!
OPERATOR: What is your location?
AKPOS: Gba–ja-bia–mila Street.
OPERATOR: Please, spell the Gbajabiamila.
[minutes of silence]
OPERATOR: Are you there?
OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?
AKPOS: [Panting] Erm…Erm…so
sorry for the delay. I couldn’t spell
Gbajabiamila. So, I’ve dragged him
to Oni street. Should I spell it now?