Joke: The Gold Digger

AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER

AKPOS: Whats your contribution?
CALLER: There is this lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn’t pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! FIVE Months later, i was able to get my apartment, a new car, courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Now most of the missed calls i have is hers, dozens of SMS from her and all that…. i am confused on what to do. Please help me out!!!

AKPOS: listen up guy! Pick up your phone now, give her a call, letting her know you’ll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a good shower, wear a nice outfit, and an attention-catching perfume. When it is exactly 2 hours, call her and tell her you’ll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours is over, you now drive down to her house, get down from the car, walk to her door. Once she opens the door, welcome her with the sexiest smile you’ve got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth to her ear and whisper “THUNDER FIRE YOUR HEAD”!

HAHA!