Joke: The Death Bed

Akpos was dying. his wife sat at the bed side.
He looked up and said weakly,”
I have something i must confess.”
“There’s no need to” his wife replied.
“No, “he insisted, ” i want to DIE in peace.
i slept with you, your sister, your best
friend, her best friend, and your mother!”
The wife said ” I KNOW, I KNOW,” “now just
rest and let the poison work”

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