Joke – Like a Thief at Night

A man caught a thief last night in is kitchen. Just when the man was about to raise alarm, the thief said, “Do you remember what I said in the bible? I said I will come like a thief at night.” “I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you’ve stayed awake as I told you.”
Then the man look at the thief, smiled and replied, “Sir, you’ve fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again.”
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  1. Lynzmart the beatkraft says:

    Psalms 23

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