Joke: When You Are Not in a Relationship

*When u are dating a God fearing’ educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition’ u get texts such as these:-*

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope u had a wonderful night. Hw r u today? Wake up’ say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don’t 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed u yesterday. Love u!

12pm –
Yes darling. hope u ve taken ur lunch? am
heading out 4 lunch’ now. Talk later. Take care of urself. Love u:-

6pm
Hello Prince ‘ I’m at Crunchies Fast food now’ what shld I buy 4 u?!!

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*But when u are dating any of these Slay Queens,Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion’ u get texts such as these:-*

6am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm
Im broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm
Hi Boo’ looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u
promised me.

Anyways’ I’m at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make – up kit. U will like it! Muah!

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*But when u don’t date at all u get texts like:-*

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MTN:-
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