Joke: Pet Names Nigerian Women Call Their Husbands According To Cash Received

When the husband gives her:

N500,000 and up: She calls him Sweetheart.

N400,000: She calls him Sweetie.

N300,000: She calls him Honey.

N200,000: She calls him Dear.

N100,000: She calls him by their first child name… e.g Daddy Junior.

N50,000: She calls him Mr. John.

N25,000: She calls him Mr man.

N5,000: She calls him by name; e.g Johnny.

N500: She calls him This man.

Lower than N500: She calls him with a sound… e.g “wuooos”, “scheeew”, “aysss”.

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