Joke: Marital Wahala

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it’s a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would you give her my jewellery?
HUSBAND: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.
WIFE: Would she wear my shoes
HUSBAND: No, she’s SIZE 6.
WIFE: — silence —

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