Humor: Love Letter From a Mechanic to Pepper Seller

A love letter frm a mechanic to a pepper seller:

Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur behaviour
is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good garlfriend. Because ur beautyfool garl in Dis our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to talkto u but u don’t half tym. Dat is y I shouldn’t came
& talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just phone me & gave me d reply or d answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike.

THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Ebu,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to phone u but you have to resharge me. Ur
leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I
will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart,
Bintu