Joke: The Missing Thing

Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly fell asleep. After a while, he woke up and started shouting, “MY PENIS!… MY PENIS!!!” Everyone was surprised.

He continued, “Where is my penis! Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh sh*t, where the hell is my penis???”

His very embarrassed girlfriend quietly said to him,

“Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty!”

🙂