Joke: Late Night Marriage Life

Husband knocks the door at midnight:

WIFE: Go back where you’re coming from!

HUSBAND: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!

WIFE: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?

So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool. !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!

Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. The husband quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.

WIFE: Open the door or I will shout!

HUSBAND: Shout till all the neighbours wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only your undies on.

🙂