Joke: The Nude Lady Gambler

Two bored casino dealers (Panku & Akpos) are waiting at the gambling table in Lagos. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down in excitement… “YES! YES! I WON, I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed… The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, Panku asked, “What did she roll?” Akpos answered, “I don’t know. I thought you were watching.”

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