Joke: Microsoft CEO

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.

One of the candidate is Akpos. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the room. Akpos says to himself, “I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try.”

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Akpos says to himself, “I’ve never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What will be the worse thing that can happen?” So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Akpos says to himself, “I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?” So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak German to leave. Four hundred and ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Akpos says to himself, “I do not speak one word of German but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently, you are the only two candidates who speak German, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.”

Calmly, Akpos turns to the other candidate and says, “Omo, na wa o!”

The other candidate answers, “Omo, Wetin we go do na.”