Joke: The Prisoner
A new bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m
a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex.
Can you explain it to me first?”
“OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call
your private place ‘the prison’ and call my private thing ‘the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
Then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the
prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles. “Then we will have to re-imprison him.”
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches
for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
“Honey, the prisoner is out again!”
The man rises to the occasion, but with the
unsteady legs of a recently born calf.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted. She nudges him and says, “Honey, the prisoner
escaped again.” Limply turning his head, He yells,
“HEY, it is not a life sentence, OKAY!