Joke: Life is a B**ch

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill.
So he called the veterinarian, who said, “Well, your horse has a virus.
He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the third day
and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to kill her.” Nearby, the goat
listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave the horse

the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said, “Be strong,
my friend. Get up or else they’re going to kill you!” On the second day, t
hey again gave the horse the medicine and left. The goat came back and said,
“Come on buddy, get up or else you’re going to die! Come on, I’ll help you get up.

Let’s go! One, two, three…” On the third day, they came to give the horse the
medicine and the vet said, “Unfortunately, we’re going to have to kill her tomorrow.
Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.” After they left, t
he goat approached the horse and said, “Listen pal, it’s now or never! Get up, come on!

Have courage! Come on… Get up… Get up… That’s it, slowly… Great! Come on,
one, two, three… Good, good. Now faster, come on… Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You did it, you’re a champion!” All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse
running in the field and began shouting, “It’s a miracle! My horse is cured.
We must have a grand party.” He called his servant,
“Tunde, kill and prepare the goat!”

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