DAD: What’s 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don’t know.
DAD: Idiot! You can’t answer such a cheap sum…Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can’t you pick both? Poverty will kill you.