Joke: Don’t Come Back

A man called his mom: Mom, I have AIDS.

Mother: Heeeee…chinekee! Don’t come back homeoooo,
my son ooo, don’t come back home. God forbid!

Man: Why mom, why now, wetin I do?

Mother: Heeee….you foolish boy! You see my son, if
you come back home, then your wife will be
infected. From your wife to your brother, from your
brother to our maid, from our maid to your DADDY,
from your daddy to my sister, from my sister to her
husband, from him to me, from me to the
gardener, from the gardener to your sister.
And if your sister gets it, heeeee, then the whole village
is in trouble..ewooo !
So in the name of GODoooo…PLEASE SAVE OUR
VILLAGEooooo, DON’T COME BACK HOMEooooo!