Joke: The Cow

One day, Musa was tending to his
livestock when he noticed that one
of his cows was completely cross-
eyed. He called up a veterinarian
friend of his who told him to bring in
his cow.
The vet took one look at the cow,
stuck a tube up the cow’s butt, and
blew into the tube until the cow’s eyes
straightened out. The vet charged
the Musa 2,000 naira, and the Musa
went home happy.
About a week later, the cow’s eyes
were cross-eyed again, but this time
Musa figured he could probably take
care of it himself. So he called his
friend Akpos, and together they put a
tube up the cow’s butt. Musa put his lips to the tube
and started to blow.
Strangely, nothing happened, so he
asked Akpos to give it a try. Akpos
removed the tube, turned it around,
put it in the cow’s butt and started to
blow.
“What are you doing?” asked Musa,
horrified.
“Look at you, you think I’ll use the side
that you’ve put in your mouth.”