Joke: Teachers Fighting

Two teachers were arguing in class and
the students were watching. Other teachers were trooping
in one after the other.

ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant
fight. Teachers maneuverating themselves in the
presence of their pupils.

CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I’ll balance your
equations with acid and base.

MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I quantize and
subtract your names from our teachers’ list.

CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them for
they do not know what they are doing.

ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior, I’ll draw a
scale of preference to know who’s at fault.

MUSIC TEACHER: Stop! both of you lack voices to win an
argument, your phonet is voiceless, your
treble and your auto lack vocal dexterity.

HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of 21st century A.D
I’ll compare this fight with that of Iran and Iraq..

BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two
species of Homo sapiens. Something is leaking into their Medulla Oblongata.
We need to stop that osmosis.

haha!