Joke: The Cemetery

Panku stayed very close to the
cemetery so he used that to outwit
okada riders and taxi drivers. He
would simply alight at the
cemetery junction, fill his nostrils
with cotton and speak nasally.
This scared every driver and rider,
so they wouldn’t wait to ask him for
money, and take off for dear life. Panku
did this for years and successfully.
One cool evening, Panku took an okada and as
usual alighted at the cemetery
junction. “MONEY” the angry
looking okada man asked. Panku
was at his best; stuffed cotton
wool into his nostrils and spoke
nasally; “I dont have money!” The
okada man wouldn’t take any of
that, and kept insisting.
This frustrated Panku, who later said;
“Ok, ok, follow me into the
CEMETERY. . to my room and I will
pay you”. The okada man agreed
and followed him till they got to
one grave. panku in his attempts
to frighten the okada man
knocked on the grave and
screamed; “Uche! ,Uche!, Uche!,
abeg give me N800 make I pay
this stubborn okada man”.
Suddenly, a very big hand holding
N1000 appeared through the
grave, accompanied with a loud voice saying;
“TAKE, THIS NA MY LAST CARD O!. . .”

a pair of shoes (both right leg)
belonging to Panku and the
Okada man were found on the
scene as at the time of this report.
We also learnt Panku ran home with
fresh shit all over his pants…. he’s
yet to recover form the shock