Joke: Vacancy! Vacancy!!

Akpos published a job vacancy AD in a National Newspaper:

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

Are you 18 years and above?
Do you have a valid ID card?
Can you speak English and any other language?
Are you looking for a 9am – 3pm job with a
monthly salary of N900,000 and a weekly allowance
of N800,000?
No working on weekends, and you only have to
work a half-day on Fridays?
If you’re interested in this Job, Please contact Akpos
with your full details SO THAT WE CAN LOOK FOR
IT TOGETHER, COS ME SEF DEY FIND AM BADLY…

haha!