Joke: Customer Care

Akpos called customer care by Midnight.
After 30 mins of advert, finally, Akpos comes on line.

Customer care: Hello this is MTN customer care how can I help u?.
Akpos: God punish u!
Customer care: Sorry sir that’s not polite, what’s the problem?
Akpos: Are u askin me? Check ur time, what is it sayin?
Customer care: Sir this is 12:30 am.
Akpos: So, why are u not asleep, are u a witch?
Customer care: No sir am not a wizard.
Akpos: Then what are u? Has others not slept finish?
Customer care: Sir, please go straight to the reason why u called.
Akpos: Ok, I have 99 Naira on my phone, please transfer me 1 Naira let me make midnight call to my business partners, we have a conference call meeting.
Customer care: Hahahahahahahah ahaha. Between you and i who is the witch?

HAHA!