Joke: Akpors – Reply to Rejection Letter
RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF
Thank you for your letter dated 4th febuary
2013. After careful consideration, I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with
company. This year I have been particularly
unfortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a
varied and promising field of candidates it is
impossible for me to
accept all refusals. Despite your company’s
outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting
applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet my needs at this time.
Therefore I will start work with your company
on 14 Febuary 2013 at 08:00.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Don’t call me, I’ll call you.
I will come to work, and u will pay me.