Joke: Suicide

A warri tenant walked in and saw his landlord’s son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued.

Tenant: Emeka, wetin u dey do so ?

Emeka: I dey try commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one

Tenant: ahn ahn, that no good nah, but why you come tie rope for waist ?

Emeka: Bros no be small tin o, I bin tie rope for neck, I nearly die. haha